Thursday, August 11, 2011

Rumors ~ Watch for Key Words (Wink, Why, Lie, Honest, Soon, Skip, Whistle) ...

The Below story is Not Real and is Intended for Teaching Purposes Only ...
Why would I lie. There is no reason to Lie. Late yesterday afternoon I decided to go into my local bank. I walked up to the counter where Joe, a guy I've known since childhood was working (you must know that Joe is a very honest businessman and has no reason to lie). I asked Joe if he heard anything about foriegn currencies revaluing or devaluing. Joe looked at me and he smiled the biggest smile I've ever seen. He said "Yes" and winked at me and said "Why do you ask" wink, wink, again. I asked him if they do exchanges at this branch. He smiled again and pointed to a machine. He asked "do you know what that is".. I pretended that I didn't. He wispered to me, we just got that in and it's used to count money .. For Currency Exchanges. He winked again and shrugged his shoulders with a big grin on his face and said it looks like we will be having some changes Soon! He said "Soon" because he suspected I had iraqi currency.

He told me that since the bank was about to close, I should come back on Monday. Wow, I thought why would he lie? He is a honest businessman.

I said thank you and I skipped and whistled all the way out of the bank to my car ...